diff --git a/sblorgo.sh b/sblorgo.sh
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+#!/bin/bash
+# sblorgo - simple irc bot
+# Copyright (C) 2022 jornmann & contributors
+#
+# This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+# it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+# by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+# (at your option) any later version.
+#
+# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+# GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+#
+# You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+# along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+version="0.1dev"
+
+server="irc.libera.chat"
+chan="#ff"
+path="$HOME/sblorgo/fifo/${server}/"
+prefix=":"
+
+printf "\n\
+      '||     '||\`\n\
+       ||      ||  \n\
+(''''  ||''|,  ||  .|''|, '||''| .|''|, .|''|,\n\
+ \`'')  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||    ||  || ||  ||\n\
+\`...' .||..|' .||. \`|..|' .||.   \`|..|| \`|..|'\n\
+                                     ||\n\
+                                  \`..|'\n"
+printf "version: $version\n\n\
+server: $server\n\
+channel: $chan\n\
+path: $path\n\
+prefix: $prefix\n\n"
+
+send() {
+	printf "$1\n" >> "${path}${chan}/in"
+	printf "\e[32m[sent]\e[39m $1\n"
+}
+
+nsend() {
+	export message="${message}$1"
+}
+
+echo "/j $chan" >> "${path}/in" && printf "\e[34m[sys]\e[39m joined $chan\n"
+
+tail -n 1 -f "${path}${chan}/out" | while read -r line; do
+	cmd=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 3)
+	name=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 2 | tr -d '<>')
+	if [ "$name" = "jorngirl" ]; then
+		if [ "${cmd:0:1}" = "${prefix}" ]; then
+			send "Fuck off."
+			cmd="poop"
+		fi
+	fi
+	if [ "${cmd:0:1}" = "${prefix}" ]; then
+		printf "\e[31m[cmd]\e[39m $name used command $cmd\n"
+	fi
+	case "$cmd" in
+		"${prefix}hey")
+			send "$name: Hello!"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}coffee")
+			arg=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 4-)
+			[ "$arg" = "" ] && send "$name drinks some coffee." || send "$name hands $arg a cup of coffee."
+		;;
+		"${prefix}tea")
+			arg=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 4-)
+			[ "$arg" = "" ] && send "$name drinks some tea." || send "$name hands $arg a cup of tea."
+		;;
+		"${prefix}fortune")
+			send "$name: $(fortune -s)"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}uptime")
+			send "$name: $(uptime -p)"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}about")
+			send "$name: sblorgo ${version}\nwritten by jornmann for #ff\n"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}rr")
+			if (("$RANDOM % 6 + 1" == "1")); then
+				send "$name: BANG!! You're dead!"
+				echo "/KICK $chan $name" >> "${path}/in"
+			else
+				send "$name: click..."
+			fi
+		;;
+		"${prefix}coinflip")
+			if (("$RANDOM % 2 + 1" == "1")); then
+				send "$name: Heads."
+			else
+				send "$name: Tails."
+			fi
+		;;
+		"${prefix}dice")
+			send "$name rolled a $((RANDOM % 6 + 1))."
+		;;
+		"${prefix}help")
+			send "$name: commands: coffee, tea, fortune, uptime, about, rr, coinflip, dice, uname, time, penis, hey, ping, test, 8ball, grep, help"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}penis")
+			arg=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 4-)
+			length="$(($RANDOM % 16))"
+			[ "$arg" = "" ] && export message="${name}'s penis: c" || export message="${name}: ${arg}'s penis: c"
+			# I know this is a shitty way to do it, but it works.
+			# TODO: Make this not terrible!
+			case "$length" in
+				"1") nsend "=" ;;
+				"2") nsend "==" ;;
+				"3") nsend "===" ;;
+				"4") nsend "====" ;;
+				"5") nsend "=====" ;;
+				"6") nsend "======" ;;
+				"7") nsend "=======" ;;
+				"8") nsend "========" ;;
+				"9") nsend "=========" ;;
+				"10") nsend "==========" ;;
+				"11") nsend "===========" ;;
+				"12") nsend "============" ;;
+				"13") nsend "=============" ;;
+				"14") nsend "==============" ;;
+				"15") nsend "===============" ;;
+				"16") nsend "================" ;;
+			esac
+			[ "$arg" = "CtrlHD" ] && send "CtrlHD's penis: you really think he has one?" || send "${message}3"
+		;;
+#		"${prefix}search")
+#			arg=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 4-)
+#			search=$(curl -s 'http://donut.gq:8080/search?q="${arg}"' | grep '"result-1"' | sed 's/.*aria-labelledby="result-1">// ; s/<span class="highlight">// ; s/<\/span>// ; s/<\/a>.*//')
+#			send "$name: $search"
+#		;;
+		"${prefix}uname")
+			send "$name: $(uname -a)"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}time")
+			send "$name: $(date +%s)"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}ping")
+			send "$name: Pong!"
+		;;
+		"${prefix}test")
+			arg=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 4-)
+			if [ ! "$arg" = "" ]; then
+				if (("$RANDOM % 2 + 1" == "1")); then
+					send "$name: Checking if $arg... [   OK   ]"
+				else
+					send "$name: Checking if $arg... [ FAILED ]"
+				fi
+			else
+				send "$name: You need an argument for this!"
+			fi
+		;;
+		"${prefix}8ball")
+			case "$(($RANDOM % 19))" in
+				"0") send "$name: It is certain." ;;
+				"1") send "$name: It is decidedly so." ;;
+				"2") send "$name: Without a doubt." ;;
+				"3") send "$name: Yes definitely." ;;
+				"4") send "$name: You may rely on it." ;;
+				"5") send "$name: As I see it, yes." ;;
+				"6") send "$name: Most likely." ;;
+				"7") send "$name: Outlook good." ;;
+				"8") send "$name: Yes." ;;
+				"9") send "$name: Signs point to yes." ;;
+				"10") send "$name: Reply hazy, try again." ;;
+				"11") send "$name: Ask again later." ;;
+				"12") send "$name: Better not tell you now." ;;
+				"13") send "$name: Cannot predict now." ;;
+				"14") send "$name: Concentrate and try again." ;;
+				"15") send "$name: Don't count on it." ;;
+				"16") send "$name: My reply is no." ;;
+				"17") send "$name: My sources say no." ;;
+				"18") send "$name: Outlook not so good." ;;
+				"19") send "$name: Very doubtful." ;;
+			esac
+		;;
+		"${prefix}grep")
+			arg=$(printf '%s\n' "$line" | cut -d ' ' -f 4-)
+			results=$(cut -b 12- "${path}${chan}/out" | grep -i "${arg}" | tail -n 6 | sed '$d')
+			[ "$results" = "" ] \
+				&& send "$name: no results for '$arg'" \
+				|| send "$name: $results"
+		;;
+	esac
+done
diff --git a/start.sh b/start.sh
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+#!/bin/sh
+# sblorgo start - start ii for sblorgo
+# Copyright (C) jornmann & contributors
+#
+# This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+# it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+# by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+# (at your option) any later version.
+#
+# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+# GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+#
+# You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+# along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+server="irc.libera.chat"
+name="sblorgo"
+path="$HOME/sblorgo/fifo"
+port="6667"
+realname="an IRC bot by jornmann"
+
+ii -s "$server" -n "$name" -i "$path" -p "$port" -f "$realname"